So my 7 y.o. tells me he is part of the stuffed animal club in his first grade class and we have the following conversation.
Me: "What does it mean to be part of the stuffed animal club?"
A: "We all bring our stuffed animals and play with them at recess. Mostly we push them on the swings or throw them in the air or they play tag."
Me: "What do you have to do to be a member of the club?"
A: "Just bring a stuffed animal."
Me: "Are there any rules?"
A: "You have to bring a stuffed animal, hello! And if you don't bring a stuffed animal for two weeks you are out of the club. If you bring a stuffed animal next time you come to lunch you can join the club, papa!"
Me: "Ummm, I'll think about it....."
You gotta love first grade.......